AH FUCK I just remembered that the restaurant I went to that serves vegan calzones isn’t real and I only dreamed it!

People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(via keep-it-in-the-circus)